GENIUS DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.

Dj Steve Porter You make Funnies

"...and the more visible they make me, the more invisible I become."

-Kate Moss

SOOOOOOOULLLLL TRAINNNN

"Cigar-girl"

"I could no longer doubt the doom prepared for me by monkish ingenuity in torture."

-Edgar Allan Poe

Baby's Daddy of the MY LIFE!

OOOooooOOoooOOoOoOh! Benny from City of God. The coolest Hood in the City of God.

Phellipe Haagensen stole my heart in 2002.

Don't Sweat The Small Stuff

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create."

Albert Einstein

Behind Closed Doors

Fairy Tales.

"If I was more complacent and let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure." -KanyeWest

Cult 45 and Beautiful Decay art contest:

CLICK HERE


Art “Works Every Time” Design Competition!
Beautiful/Decay and Colt 45 present: Art “Work Every Time” Design Competition! We want you to interpret Colt 45’s logo and catch phrase “Works Every Time.”
What’s in it for you? The winnings are as smooth as a tall boy of Colt 45:

Contest Winner (Top Player):
- $1,000.45 in cash! *
-Your design featured on a limited edition T-shirt, distributed worldwide!
-Your submission & personal artwork featured in a month-long exhibition, Art “Works Every Time” at Synchronicity Gallery, Los Angeles. (With all that cash and fame, you just might become as debonair a player as Billy Dee Williams himself.)
Runners Up (Close, But No Cigar!):
- Winning submission & personal artwork displayed in the Art “Works Every Time” exhibition.

Deadline:
April 15th, 2010, 6pm EST
Here’s How To Enter:
Visit beautifuldecay.com/colt45 for full rules & regulations. Eligibility details after the jump!

*California residents are invited to enter but, due to state alcohol control restrictions, California residents will not be eligible to receive any cash prize or item of value.

Colt 45 and all related logos are trademarks of G. Heileman Brewing Co. Sponsor: G. Heileman Brewing Co. Milwaukee, WI.

Doin Work

Sooooo... my two lovely co-workers and I got to work and did some priceless drawings, all inside jokes of course but I'm sure you'll still find it funny... just because.... it is.

MONEY SHOT LOVE ON THOSE DOLLA BILLS

what a lovely day.

here i Come!

Dear Leah, 

Best Wishes, 

Tyler 

Baby Mama Judi and beautiful Emri: